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Weaponize Your Hotness

a ramble guide for the paid

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Tess
Feb 28, 2026
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Welcome back to my paid tier!

To say I’ve been ~going through it~ would be an understatement. Travel back & forth from upstate NY/NYC is one thing. Adding the death of a family member whose life & presence you greatly enjoyed tends to put a damper on things. THEN add in a family member who decided to show up solely for praise you’d rather switched places with the dead, or at the very least beat the shit out of before they inevitably go, just adds another layer of violent annoyance.🙂 (y’all can tell him I said it idgaf)

But here I’ll be talking about something ELSE I’ve been thinking about for quite some time. MORE people need to WEAPONIZE THEIR HOTNESS FOR GOOD!!! Aka utilize your attractiveness to not ONLY benefit YOURSELF, but others around you.

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